Riley: (thinking.....) To eat 5,000 calories a day.
Me: (laughing......) Don't people usually try not to eat so many calories?
Riley: Ok, but at least 4,000!!
Let's just say that my hubby isn't really helping me lose this baby fat.
Me: Scout can you close the door it's cold in here?
Scout: (closes the door....silence.......silence) Can you say "thank you"?
Scout: (closes the door....silence.......silence) Can you say "thank you"?
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