A Tapemeasure?

So, we've all found change or crumbs or possibly small animals in our couch, right? We have one huge recliner that we spend lots of time in. At the back the bottom piece has velcro so that you can pull it back and retrieve your items. It's kind of like the lost and found in our house. This afternoon I pull it back and find a tapemeasure.......Not a little bitty key ring size one, a big man size tapemeasure. Also found a domino that I had been seriously looking for so that the whole set wouldn't be ruined and a spoon.

Can you top that?